Having trouble applying or receiving enough love for or from your cat, but don’t want to increase your pet expenses and responsibilities? Try the new Cat-Stretcher from Ronco! Simply place the Cat-Stretcher on the floor and sprinkle the enclosed packet of irresistible snack dust at both ends; sit back and wait for the fun to begin. Your pet will absolutely love this relatively painless innovative invention that allows you to get the most out of the cat that already owns you. You will automatically produce up to 3X the surface area almost instantly, creating more to love by providing a much greater petting area. Call now and get your Cat-Stretcher for only three easy payments of $39.95. Cats will sleep longer, purr louder and more easily fit to those tiny crawl spaces without ever actually leaving the room.
But wait, there’s more. This inexpensive but exciting new way to double or even triple the love without doubling the expenses associated with owning two pets also comes in dog size. Order now, pay separate shipping and handling and get a hamster-stretcher absolutely free!
New Guppy-Stretchers coming soon.
Disclaimer: Pets not included. Should not be used as dryer vents. Use on wiener dogs, ferrets, and pythons prohibited in some states. Store in a cool, dry place when not in use. Keep away from children under six. Not available in NYC. Results may vary depending on moon phases.
(Photo courtesy of Onkar Singh Gujral on GooglePlue)