Down With Everything!

So here’s the deal. No mor silent letters. I men why on erth do we ned to put extra letters in words that ar not going to be herd anywa? In order to mak things esier, we shud use thos diacritical marks wich denot wether a vowel is long or short. This wud mak riting and reding much les stresful. Sinc we ar no longer teching our kids to writ cursiv or spel properly, wy not simplify things even mor? Wy mak thos poor children lern mor than necessary? Let thos letters ither shout out loud or get lost!

Whil we ar at it why not do away with punctuation as wel I men look at the Hebrew alphabet Ther ar no punctuation marks in th entir Jewish Pentatuch For that matter ther ar no spacs ether Soletsgetridofspacsforthsakofeficiency

Furthermoritmaksnosincthatonlettershudbetretedbetterthananotherandsowemustalsodoawawithupperandlowercasedistinctionfromnowonnomorecapitallettersforpropernounsortitlsoratthbeginningofsentences

Whatever-floats-your-goatisn’tthiswatwherdidthatapostrophecomfromgetoutoftheroksonomorapostrophesetheroritherwhicheveryuchoose

whewicantthinkofanymorchangestomakcanyu

ifyucudredthisallthwatoherthenwhynotdoit

bookswudbeshortertreswudbesavdpollutionwudbelessenditwudbegrenpolicy

letussendthideatocongresthatwayitwilneverhapen

thanksforyurtim

8 thoughts on “Down With Everything!

  1. Noooooooooooooo the highly intelligent Brendan Carroll has LOST his MIND!!!! AND… AND… I did READ it and think it makes NO SENSE Don’t DO IT!!!😀😛

  2. Debbie Eaves says:

    Now that is something to think about… lol well written!

  3. Primortus says:

    I’mstartingmylettertocongressrightaway! Haha.

  4. jwestbooks says:

    I love the floating goat!! I found your blog through the WLC Blog Follows program, and I am glad I did. It is really nice to meet you🙂

  5. ktelega says:

    It’s not like anybody know how to use punctuation right anyway. I found your great blog through the WLC Blog Follows on the World Literary Cafe! Great to connect! I would like to invite you to come visit my humor blog: http://telegatales.com/blog-2.

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